What Do Lydia Guevara and Rick Perry Have in Common?

Nothing. Absolutely Nothing.

Follow Rick Perry’s greatest asset (his sentient hair) on Twitter. His latest Tweet: “Snug on the Governor’s pillow. Convenient the Governor leaves his Blackberry on for me while sleeping. Back to leading Texas tomorrow…”

Lydia Guevara is trying to start a Vegetarian Revolution. It will be like Che’s Revolution, only they will be killing you with malnutrition instead of machetes and AKs.