In The News: Sheriff Arpaio Emasulates Some Rapper

Hooray lawmen that make prison a miserable experience!

I do not know who this “DMX” character is, but good for Sheriff Arpaio ruining the fun he normally has in the slammer by, amongst other things, forcing him to wear pink.

Prison should not be fun. It should be so scarring that people stop committing crimes so they do not have to go back. If it takes living in a tent whilst in an all-pink ensemble listening to Frank Sinatra and Disney movies to do so, then let it be done.