I’m Leaning Towards Zombie Outbreak Progression Myself…

November 19, 2009


Moe Lane asks the question: does this graphic aid show unemployment by counties or zombie outbreak?

Obviously, it depicts a zombie outbreak. Don’t let the titles fool you. Michigan is well-known for harboring Mohammadeans and zombies. The liberal and heavily populated areas fall first, rapidly overwhelming the more conservative, gun-happy areas as it spreads.

The moral of the story: don’t live in liberal areas if you want to avoid being eaten by the undead. Especially since they are attracted to liberal metropolises, with their succulent masses of flesh and voting rights for Democratic zombies.

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