Eco-Cultists Want You to Not Have Kids and Shack Up…

August 5, 2009


…to save Mother Gaia, or some other nonsense.

The newest additions to bad things to do for the environment, according to the linked news story of a hippie study:

  • Children- They use resources too. Increases your carbon footprint by 5.7X (for every kid)!
  • Divorce- No longer sharing resources. Increases your carbon footprint by 2X!

So, the hippies want you to live in communes (because if sharing resources between two is good, sharing between 20 is better), fornicating in a non-procreative way to stop the global warming bogeyman. Sounds familiar?

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