Sounds Like a Challenge!

July 23, 2009


So, Yahoo News runs a story on how politicians are incapable of using Twitter without sounding like complete morons.

One of the things the story highlights is this video from the Governator:

Frame grab of California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger holding knife

So, we are running California like a charity now, huh Arnold? I’m all for you selling state government property to help pay down your state’s tremendous debts; that’s one thing a normal person would do. And you want more suggestions on how to help pay off the mountain of IOUs your state has in hand? Well, let’s see now:

  • You can wrestle a bear on Pay-Per-View, with the proceeds going to the state’s budget
  • You can sell copies of “Around the World in 80 Days”, signed with the blood of whoever said it would be a good idea to play a woman-groping Mohammadean whilst running for governor.
  • You can ask Russ Cargill what to do. I’m sure he has 5 different plans, each more horrible than the last, for you to randomly pick without reading…
  • You could sell San Fransisco to George Takei.
  • You could gather a bunch of celebrities together to sing a rousing, inspiring song like “We Are the World” or “Springfield Blows”.
  • You could put on a tele-thon like in UHF.

Or you could be a man and make massive cuts to the state budget, killing unnecessary programs and use that money to pay off the debt. Just sayin’.

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2 Responses to “Sounds Like a Challenge!”

  1. liberexmachina Says:

    I was already on imdb for Prince Hapi. Stop your whining.


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