One of the Big Hollywood Bloggers Announced That he is Running Against Waxman

July 21, 2009

So Ari David is running against Henry Waxman (D-CA).

Here is what I, a guy from Texas, know about Waxman:

  1. He is the primary author of Cap ‘n’ Trade
  2. Iowahawk made fun of him for it (and his looks)

Apparently, to that stellar list of achievements I need to add do massive damage to the TV and movie productions industries he represents. I do not particularly care about that, but Waxman must suffer for Cap ‘n’ Trade, if nothing else.

A skeleton of a front page for the campaign is here. I assume Mr. David will have a “donate here” button eventually. Send him some cash money when he is able to accept it. And tell him to tell Michael Williams to run for governor while running for the Senate.


8 Responses to “One of the Big Hollywood Bloggers Announced That he is Running Against Waxman”

  1. Tony G Says:

    May I suggest a replacement for Femi-Nazi in Obama’s Cabinet O’Doom? He already has an evil cronie name… “Wax Man” Muahahahahaha…

  2. liberexmachina Says:

    Sorry, but no dice. The niche he would fill is either taken by Yew Man (eco-cultism) or Hollywood Shambler (Hollywood).

  3. Tony G Says:

    Well, according to Iowahawk, he seems to be of the same species as Obama, or as Iowahawk calls it, “Obamulak.” Perhaps Wax-Man’s purpose is to be a liason to Obamulak’s overseeing intergalactic imperial council…

  4. liberexmachina Says:

    Iowahawk’s fiction does not fit the reality of BOahCoD. They are seperate universes in the right wing blogosphere fan faction multiverse, as it were.

    You will notice that Waxman is the head of the expedition in Iowahawk’s piece, with Obamulak serving as a lackey. They are also ice based, excrete gasoline, and need ammonia (and carbon) to survive. They wish to move the planet further out from the sun to make it habitable for thier people.

    In BOahCoD, Ahmahb-O (see “The Setup”) is the head of his one-alien operation, with Congress (including Waxman) as his unwitting dupes. I admit, I have not fleshed out the biology of the race Obama belongs to (other than the need to ingest Lithium and have highly acidic vomit). Iowahawk’s piece makes no mention of Obama’s egg god of death, Ehg-Y, nor any aspects of the egg/death culture Obama clearly ascribes to in BOahCoD (no human sacrifices, cannibalism, children as a punishment, egg-based greetings, et cetera). Though I highly doubt an egg death idol would arise in an ice planet alien culture, eggs being so fragile and all.

    Of course, if the vastly different names do not make it blatantly obvious they are different characterizations of Obama, nothing else will.

  5. Tony G Says:

    Yeah? Well, I still call Shenanigans…

  6. liberexmachina Says:

    You are calling shenanigans on your inability to distinguish two different fictional realities?

    What are you going to do? Beat yourself up with a golf club until you improve?

    I don’t get it.

  7. Tony G Says:

    I call Shenanigans on not making Wax-Man an evil cronie. You shall feel Wax-Man’s revenge!

  8. liberexmachina Says:

    Your call for shenanigans is denied.

    Please try again when it actually is appropriate.

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