Update on Cow Conspiracy

June 24, 2009


The cows are in cahoots with the eco-cultists! The eco-cultists believe that methane is a contributor to global warming, which means the cows are encouraging those mindless hippies to destroy our way of life! Just by farting (and belching)…

And you did not believe me when I said cows are trying to kill us.

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2 Responses to “Update on Cow Conspiracy”

  1. Tony G Says:

    Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grabl some afternoon delight.
    My motto’s always been when it’s right it’s right – why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
    When everything is clearer in the light of day – and we know the night is always gonna be here anyway.
    Thinking of you is working up my appetite, looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
    Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite and the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting.

    Skyrockets in flight! Afternoon Delight! Afternoon Delight! Afternoon Delight!

    Started out this morning feeling so polite, I always though a fish could not be caught who didn’t bite.
    But you’ve got some bait a waiting and I think I might try nibbling a little afternoon delight.

    Skyrockets in flight! Afternoon Delight! Afternoon Delight! Afternoon Delight!

    [Insert weird hippie piano solo]

    Please, be waiting for me when I come around – we can make a lot of loving before the sun goes down.

    Thinking of you is working up my appetite, looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
    Rubbing sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite and the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting.

    Skyrockets in flight! Afternoon Delight! Afternoon Delight! Afternoon Delight!
    A-A-A-Afternoon Delight! AaaaAaaaAaaaAaaAaafternoon Delight!

  2. liberexmachina Says:

    That’s not Albuquerque! Boo!


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