Time For Some News!

June 20, 2009

Well, we now know why Megan Fox hates Americans: dude thinks he’s a lady! Apparently, Mitchell “Megan” Fox has been a tranny since early childhood. He was supposed to get a sex change operation at 16, but the government would not let him.

It all makes sense; he’s angry that traditional values prevented him from living out his sick, sick psychosis more efficiently.

In other news, Obama releases his definative statement concerning Iran’s recent election sham.

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