This is What’s Wrong with Illegal Immigration Today…

June 3, 2009

So, a zombie is suing the U.S. government for denying his (it’s?) Social Security Disability claim?

For those of you too lazy to click the link, Jacques Orneuve has been a (voo-doo based) zombie since 1993 and illegally immigrated here from Haiti in 1994. He suffered some kind of injury last year, leaving him unable to work. The U.S. government denied his claim, not because of his status as an illegal immigrant, but because of his status as a dead man.

So, let me get this straight. This shuffling member of the undead gets into this country illegally, carrying any number of deadly diseases (due to his rotting flesh), only making marginal contributions to society while working his black market labor jobs, and expects us to pay for his lavish, brain-eating lifestyle perpetually when he falls apart enough to not be of use anymore. Can you imagine the net negative he has had on the Miami-Dade area? How many people caught his gangrene? Or became one of the walking dead due to his unquenchable thirst for quivering flesh?


If someone is not willing to respect our laws, they should not be able to collect money off of those that do. And zombies should be dealt with using hot lead, not welfare coddling.


One Response to “This is What’s Wrong with Illegal Immigration Today…”

  1. […] Liber ex Machina is exceedingly inflammatory about the immigration case of Jacques Orneuve, to the point of libel and beyond. The casual prejudice found in this piece is in fact so obnoxious that I don’t know where to begin, but clearly somebody has to slap this down before it goes any further, and I guess that it’s stuck being me. […]

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