Delayed Pun Reaction

March 27, 2009


I noticed something yesterday. “Norris Snot” sounds an awful like “No,It’s Not”. Imagine the argument between Chuck Norris and Crayola executives over his diluted phlegm:

Crayola Executive (CE) #1: “We’re going to call it Silly ‘Putty'”

Chuck Norris: “Norris Snot!” [Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks CE #1 into several pieces]

CE #2: “No, I believe he was right when he said it is to be called ‘Silly Putty.'”

Chuck Norris: “Norris Snot!” [Chuck Norris punches CE #2’s face off]

And so on and so forth.

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