No More Interstate Monkey Knife Fight Leagues…

February 24, 2009


At least if this passes the Senate.

Think about it. My Simpsons-inspired dream of starting a monkey knife fighting league will be crushed. I’ll never know the joys of watching the monkey trained by Ron Paul fight the monkey trained by Dennis Kucinich slash each other to pieces. Why, 111th Congress, why? Must you rob us of all joy?

How can you say no to that cute, monkey face, 111th Congress? With the hate and bloodlust in his eyes? And the sharp, pointy implement of death in his hands? Have you no heart?

Shame on you 111th Congress. Shame on you.

Tip of the Hat: Drudge again

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