Anti-Facebook Statement o’ the Day!: Facebook Wants Your Soul!

February 17, 2009


Now I have another reason not to get a Facebook. Not only am I too nerdy to have one, but Facebook will own everything I ever put upon it’s monolithic face for eternity (defined as ’til Jesus comes back) or until they decide to change the licsensing agreement, whatever happens first. That’s one step away from Facebook owning your soul!

It you are already trapped in the Facebook net o’ souls, I’m sorry; but if you are not, resist the “on-line socialization” tempations before you are trapped in their blue bordered trap of doom and red cup pictures.


3 Responses to “Anti-Facebook Statement o’ the Day!: Facebook Wants Your Soul!”

  1. Andy Says:

    Talk about an over-blown TOS dispute! Look, it’s THEIR Web site, and any user of it can save/alter messages for perpetuity, anyway.

    Just because Facebook lays claim to the information on THEIR site does not mean it owns your personal information — it simply collects whatever info you choose to submit. That’s why I omit certain details.

    FYI, you cannot give your soul to anyone, nor can anyone take it. God owns it, and will send it to heaven or hell after your mortal flesh dies.

  2. >>Over the past few days, we have received a lot of feedback about the new terms we posted two weeks ago. Because of this response, we have decided to return to our previous Terms of Use while we resolve the issues that people have raised. For more information, visit the Facebook Blog.

    If you want to share your thoughts on what should be in the new terms, check out our group Facebook Bill of Rights and Responsibilities.

  3. liberexmachina Says:

    FYI response: I know. I was either being obnoxious or using hyperbole, probably both.

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