Curses!

February 2, 2009


So, I made it almost 24 hours without knowing who won the Super Bowl. I was sitting down, watching The Big Bang Theory, when that scourge, the Walt Disney Company, bought out an ad spot. They had to spoil my ignorance by telling me that the Steelers won, thus giving additional evidence of Satan’s existence.

In acknowledgement of that, I now pronounce some of my ill-will on the head of that faceless, big-eared company, Klinger-style:

  • May the “It’s a Small World” ride be filled with trapped children
  • May all the Goofy suits spontaneously combust
  • May the animatronic “Pirates of the Caribbean” all come to life, pillaging Frontier Land
  • May the new China Disney be as lame as Disney’s California Adventure
  • May the “Haunted Mansion” be changed from the ride to the Eddy Murphy movie
  • May Pixar escape from Disney’s clutches with their original IP, leaving Disney proper bereft of new ideas
  • May Figment use his imagination to make the street of Epcot run red with boysenberry syrup
  • May the Muppets take MGM, with Kermit ruling over it all with a webbed fist
  • May the Ice Gator melt
  • May people not realize what the Ice Gator is until after it has melted

That’s more than enough, right?

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: