I Hate Youtube Video Annotations.

Who know who else hates ‘em? Beaker:

UPDATE: And just because it is hilarious:

Crowder Had Mono.

Who knew?

So A Democrat Candidate Was Shakin’ Hands for Votes At Work Today…

…and asked me to check out his website.

And, yes, he really is going to make not supporting Obamacare an issue in one of the most conservative counties in Texas while running against the guy who, if we were smart enough to stick a conservative on the top of the ticket, would probably be writing actual health care policy for the White House.

To which I say, “Good luck with that” because it is more polite than, “What are you, retarded?”

Needless to say, Burgess for Congress.

Daniel Way, You Are a Tool.

Using Deadpool to promote Hit-Monkey? A hitman monkey? Really?

It is sad that Deadpool is your best work; that means the best you can do is mediocrity. It is also sad that Marvel gave you another book. When will they learn?

I Have Not Touched on the Whole Cap vs. Tea Party Thang…

…because I figured my old post already said everything I would want to say on the matter. This would just be another example I could cite to support that thesis.

But this is pretty hilarious:

Made the FMJRA List Twice This Week

…check out all my majesty.

Though I would have preferred less comment highlights and more tuna juggling.

Yet Another Weird Random Generated Post Link

My old communist flier correction post got linked to a Soviet motherhood propaganda piece here.

As one who likes to duly note such things, I could not pass that by.

Snow Brings Out the Weird in People

How can someone possibly play the banjo THAT fast? I mean, I know I can’t play my banjo very fast (mainly due to my utter lack of practice), but those notes were running together so much it sounded downright atonal.

Tip of the Hat: That Other McCain

What’s next? Smitty making a Youtube instructional video on the fine art of frozen tuna juggling? Moe Lane riding a My Little Pony in the Maryland tundra? Frank J. entering a death cage match against 15 fat kids? My poorly used vlog robot going further on the fritz? Someone else I regularly link to doing something strange? We need to stop this global cooling madness before it is too late!

I do not want to think about it, so I’m going back to my regularly scheduled video games for several hours.

UPDATE: Not quite Moe Lane trotting along with the My Little Ponies, but his culinary post is certainly weird. Everyone knows you drink milk and use whiskey for Molotov cocktails or target practice.

I Was Makin’ Xtranormal Videos Before Red Eye Made it Cool…

…but then I got lazy. And my robot has apparently gone insane:

It is starting to meet several signs of robo-insanity. Let me check the user’s manual:

1) Thinks it can sing

5) Thinks William Shatner can sing

47) Starts hanging out with anti-human groups (zombies, ninja, space clowns, ELF, AFL, PETA, et cetera)

5832) Believes in robot music stores

Yup. Insane. I’ll have to watch it to make sure it is not a danger to others.

Got Some Snow Delay Goof-off Time…

…so here is a video I would have posted eventually anyways:

Minor Interweb memes. Gotta spread ‘em.

I’m also working on a vlog post. Vox Machina is becoming self-aware. Or more so than he was.