Speaking of Zombies…

Look what I saw at my comic book store’s website!

Unintentionally apt description, anyone?

UPDATE: No, no it was not.

So, I read the comic book while some guy was buying $100 worth of Magic cards and dice. Apparently, the author was so inspired by the Great Election Mistake of 2008 that he tried to capture his inspiro-beams in heroic comic book form.

I am going to write a plot summary so you do not have to suffer through the actual book if you do not want to.

So, Obama won the election. Since then:

• He was given a power suit that is activated by a talking, generic flag pin (look, Ma! No stripes!)
• John “McPain” McCain walled himself up in a Dunkin’ Donuts (the inside-the-Beltway conservative donut shop of choice) and preceded to engorge himself to 300 pounds.
• Sarah “Paladin” Palin started her own line of fashionable guns (which, I admit, is hot).
• Oh, and the swine flu somehow started turning people into zombies.

The most obnoxious moment was either Obama moralizing about not wanting to kill Zombie-Americans or George “Dubya” being portrayed as a zombie that is eating his OWN brain (with a human Dick “Chainsaw” supervising). Oh, and Hillary pseudo-Hulks out whenever she thinks about Bill, but that probably has happened since before the election.

So, other than protraying Sarah “Paladin” Palin (as I will refer to her from now on) as a master slayer of zombies, it was utter dreck. Feel free to skip it.

As a Marvel Zombie…

…I would prefer a “616” tattoo myself, Mr. McCain. But, if the Pope-blessed One World Government wants to endorse DC, then I guess I’ll have no choice. That’s want government does when they meddle at the level Pope Ratzinger is calling for: picking winners and losers, making everyone suffer in the process.

Oh, and the scariest thing about the article? This quote:

“Issued days before his Friday meeting with President Obama, the pope’s views here are “to the left of Obama in terms of economic policy,” particularly in calls for redistribution of wealth, says political scientist Thomas Reese, a Jesuit priest and senior fellow at the Woodstock Theological Center at Georgetown University in Washington, D.C.”

Obama being on the RIGHT of anyone in world geo-political stage that is not a publicly avowed Communist? Here are the only possible explanations for that statement:

1. The Pope stopped praying and became possessed by Satan
2. Presbyter Reese is insane and yet allowed to talk to the press
3. Presbyter Reese is part of the “Mainstream” Media’s attempt to make Obama’s blatantly evil plans seem normal

Pick your poison.

Tip of the Hat: R.S. McCain

UPDATE: When I said I would have no choice yesterday, I forgot the obvious choice of resisting the Evil Empire ’til the Rapture (whenever that is supposed to happen during the Evil Empire’s reign…). Sorry.

Oh, and as I noted in the comments, I will sit down to read the actual encyclical sometime soon (probably tomorrow). That should help me pick my poison, if nothing else.

Since Moe Lane Decided to Give Me an Excuse…

…hit the pseudo-tip jar, foo’!

AQ Worlds got a Moe Lane stamp of approval. I have a convenient button to sign yourself up with on the sidebar (assuming Rover’s graph does not cover it up). You get less pages to navigate through, I get free gold and xp points. It’s a win-win.

Feed my interweb game fortune!

Stimulate This!

So, Rover made a fantasy vs. reality graphical aid concerning the jobs “created or saved” by the Obama administration. Lookie:

If I was one to blame the general economy on my inability to get a real job, this is where I would do it. Then again, maybe I should just be happy that I HAVE a job right now.

Tip of the Hat: imao